Posted by
BlutoThe Biker on Monday, June 23, 2008 11:53:59 AM
The Messiah is coming for ya. A seemingly normal, non-worthy of note individual. That was until He spoke to the unwashed masses, and lo and behold, He is the Messiah!
His lofty rhetoric washes over the uncleansed; the blind can now see; the deaf can now hear! The Messiah is leading us to the promised land. It is all milk and honey. Everyone is the same height and weight; we all have the same IQ; "from each according to his ability; to each according to his need."
A glorious day is upon us and we must flock to the robes of the Great One. Will we stand in mute awe of His words? Will we be moved to tears as have so many? Will we join His legions? Will He prevail upon we novice followers, the sheep to His shepherd?
"Yes oh yes" I scream! My voice wavers as I behold His countenance. I tremble as His words wash over me.
So, from my description, can the idle reader grasp about whom I am waxing rhetorically?
That's right! Vladamir Lenin has emerged from the masses to lead we sheep to the land of milk & honey!
Wait . . . hold on a minute here . . . "What's that you say? Lenin is dead? This treatise is not about the great Lenin, the Marxist of all Marxists?"
"Then who was this little ditty about, anyway?"
"Barack Obama? What the Hell is a Barack Obama?"
Oh, now I get it! Nothing more need be said. I just figured when I heard all the fainting and starry eyed looks from his admirers I thought we was talking about Lenin or Hitler, and when I listened to the rhetoric I immediately excluded Hitler 'cause he was a fascist, not a Marxist, and all this talk sure sounded Marxist to me, so I lept to the conclusion we were talking about the Great One, Vladamir Lenin!
So we were talking about something called "Barack Obama?" This again begs the question, "What the Hell is a Barack Obama?"
Ahh . . . Barack Obama is a Marxist? And he has legions of sheep jumping to follow his populist rhetoric? And like his idols, Marx & Lenin, he talks about the proletariat and all the injustice, blah, blah, blah . . .
Huh? Who'd a thunk it? That in the United States of America such a stupid and disproven ideology as this extreme populist/Marxist crap this "Barack Obama" spouts would actually gain a following?
Looks like PT Barnum was right. Apparently there is a sucker born every minute. Don't believe me? Just look at the adoring crowds as they blindly follow their Prophet. A damned Marxist running for President! What the Hell has happened in America? Did I miss something?