So if I get this, Senator Barack Obama, the presumptive nominee of the Democrat Party, is on his own tour of duty? At least that's how Lester Holt, an MSNBC talking head, describes the Messiah's visits around the world. It just gets thicker and thicker, don't it?

MSNBC, that paragon of cable news networks, a liberal haven if one ever exists, even went so far as to broadcast a picture of Obama and the banner "Tour of Duty" running across the screen. And anchor Holt introduced the segment with "... a Tour of Duty as Obama visits the war zone, the fight over where to send combat troops next." How nice! Amazing. I guess that Obama isn't qualified to "send" out for Chinese food, much less where to deploy US troops isn't germane to the fawning presentations of the enablers at MSNBC, CNN, the three broadcast networks and any other incompetent and totally in the tank for Obama media outlet on this blue rock!

I just wonder exactly how many fawning media dolts can get their heads up Obama's butt at one time? Do they rush for the sphincter to be the first 4 or 5 get to shove their heads up his backside? Is it a free-for-all? Or do they draw lots? Ya know, today the three broadcast anchors get to grease up their heads with KY Jelly and go for the big insert? Just who decides whose head gets the pleasure of inspecting the Messianic colon? Man, I want that job!

Is a trip abroad, an election foray thinly disguised as a Congressional fact finding mission (what a friggin' crock!), sufficient to grant the Messiah the gravitas to now have garnered "foreign policy experience?" I wonder, because that is how some of the apologists that call themselves news networks are characterizing Obama's all expense paid vacation.

So, I guess my wife's upcoming business trip to Rome will be sufficient "foreign policy experience" for her to be the next Messiah? I hope so 'cause that'll mean I am doing to the Messiah (my wife) what the Messiah (Obama) is about to do to this whole damned nation if we are so stupid as to vote for this pandering fool.

And maybe I'm just not paying close enough attention, but have the other two US Senators accompanying the Messiah on his "fact finding mission" even spoken to the press a single time? I saw The Messiah defer a question to Chuck Hagel, a Republican Senator, but Hagel begged off and deferred back to the Messiah. Well, considering this is nothing but a campaign trip, I guess that's about appropriate.

And how about Katie Couric? She took the Messiah to task about his not supporting the uber successful surge in Iraq. And he didn't like the tough questioning of Couric when the Messiah repeatedly obfuscated and skirted the direct answer and instead did his trick he learned from the DNC on how to nuance an answer. And he failed terribly. I'll say it again. The Messiah sure can give a great speech when reading from the prompter, but lock him in a room and make him answer tough questions, sans his 300 foreign policy advisers, and he's a bumbling idiot!

And how about that? 300 foreign policy advisers? So his 300 foreign policy advisers are because he's so experienced, or because he's not so experienced? I must not get it. Hell, I could learn quantum physics if I had 300 advisers coaching me through it. And isn't the need for 300 foreign policy advisers enough proof to the world that this clown is so untested, so unqualified, that he NEEDS 300 advisers to cover it for him?

And to prove my point, Obama has continually slandered our troops by refusing to give them the credit for the success for the surge. It's because he cannot admit that the surge was a success because he was against it from proposal to implementation, to its successful completion. He has however credited al-Sadr stepping back and myriad other ephemeral possibilities as to why the surge worked, but he cannot bring himself to admit he was and still is wrong about the surge. He's about as arrogant as a soul can be.

And talk about arrogance.... Have any of you fine readers heard this bumbling idiot's mouthpieces as they TWICE referred to the Messiah as the President of the United States? They were justifying the Messiah's speechifying and such, and they were saying, (I paraphrase) "Hey, when the President gives a speech abroad, it's not a campaign event...," to which the reporters to whom the talking heads were explaining had to correct them TWICE that the Messiah IS NOT the President.

In closing, if I go to Rome with my wife in October, when I return I will be an expert in foreign policy. I mean, if the Messiah can do it, why not me? And to hear his apologists, this non-campaign (tongue firmly in cheek) fact finding mission is just the ticket for one to go from idiot to expert. Well, that and having THREE HUNDRED foreign policy advisers! You've gotta be kidding, right?