When I started contributing to the plethora of blatherings on the WWW I had no idea what a Liberal place this ephemeral destination could be.  I foolishly thought the WWW would be a neutral place where all the combined information of Human existence could be found. Man was I wrong!

Sure, there's info out here. But you'd better be damned careful WHERE you get your facts.

I also write on another WWW media outfit called Associated Content (AC).  I write under the name BlowHard there because that is the moniker hung upon me by some of the Liberal dolts that populate that place.  Not that I mind though - call me whatever suits ya.  Some of my articles from there are reprised here on Townhall.  If any of you fine folks wanna go there and support me, please, by all means have at it - I could use all the support I can get, and here's why:

I have come to the conclusion in my four years of writing on the Net that this is where the disaffected Liberal can be found.  They lurk in the shadows of sanity and reality.  They have substituted fact, verifiable and undeniable for the fiction they WISH were fact.

Is it just me or do these Leftists seem as if they just stepped out of Alice in Wonderland?  It's all rainbows and Unicorns.  Conservatives are Nazis - ALL OF US!  At least to hear them tell it.

They have no grounding in reality.  They have over active imaginations.  They are all conspiracy theorists.  Here's an example:  I posited that Nancy Pelosi clamied, prior to the 2006 mid-term elections thet she would lead the "most moral Congress ever."  Yet 18 months into this wonderful new morality, we find that Congress has launched over 300 investigations into all things Bush Administration.  In the over 300 investigations NOT ONE SINGLE FACT has been unearthed to support any allegation, let alone justifying the need for more than 300 investigations, yet by their claim of the 300 investigations they assert that that is them being moral,  Say what?

To hear Pelosi, her Dem brethern, and their insane supporters in the blogsosphere, the 300 investigations are indeed proof Congress is doing their jobs. Again, say what?  All Pelosi's actions prove to me is that Dem politicos are remaining loyal to leaders Reid and Pelosi's desires to "get Bush."

And the number one casualty of this war is truth.  These Leftists use all manner of blog crappola as "proof" for their fantasy-like assertions. They maintain every evil they allege is 100% fact, and but for the evil Bush & Cheneny controlling the media (SAY WHAT???????????), the American public would know the truth.

Just this morning I read on AC how some Lib jerk maintains Limbaugh is a liar, and he pointed to some liberal website as the arbiter of truth. I think it's called exdittohead.com or some such.  Anyway, since when are the disaffected the authorities on someone's veracity?  So, if I hate John Doe, am I the most unbiased of sources for the truth about Mr. Doe?  Of course not, unless that  is, you are hoping to be fed facts that suit your predisposed opinion.

And therein lies the crux of this whole issue.  The Left are disaffected and will grasp at any straw that plays to their template. When it comes to truth, if a partisan Lefty ever tells ya the truth when it comes to policy and politics, it's because the truth suits 'em.  If on the other hand the truth harms their argument, rest assured you will be countered by one of two retorts - either called a liar, or conversely they will point you to a Lib website that plays to the Liberal bias.  These people wouldn't know the truth if it smacked 'em in the head.

And speaking of that, here's an idea to deal with this problem. Go to your local home retail outlet, Lowes or Home Depot your choice, and purchase a 2x4. Ask them to cut it into two 4 ft. lengths - they'll be glad to do it for you, no charge. When you get the 2 boards home take a black Sharpie and write, in really big letters across both sides of the board TRUTH. Then go to the local Starbucks or some other Liberal hangout and wait by the door.  When one of the metrosexual Libs exits the building smack 'em with the 2x4 right on the back of their head.

Now don't worry about injuring the poor metrosexual - their heads are hard as a rock so the most damage you'll do is break the board over that hatrack that sits on their slumped shoulders.  But at least you'll get their attention.  Then and only then will the Liberal have been exposed to TRUTH.  They may not learn the facts, but at least maybe they'll learn that their are indeed other viewpoints that are valid.  In my experience, lacking a "come to Jesus moment," these idiots will continue to use the Internet to spread their hate and disaffection.

Liberals are living proof of the axiom, "A little knowedge is a dangerous thing," and indeed when it domes to Liberals, a "Little Knowledge" is what they have. Oh, and that other half of the 2x4? Give it to a Conservative friend. They're bound to know a metrosexual or two who are in dire need of exposure to the truth. Have at it my friends. Let's smack 'em all into reality 'cause they sure are in dire need of it.

AUTHORS NOTE:  My mention of AC was not an attempt to garner readership or to further any goal other than to demonstrate my thesis, that the Net is a Liberal Heaven, and a Conservative Hell, at least when it comes to truth and reality.