Posted by
BlutoThe Biker on Wednesday, August 13, 2008 10:55:53 AM
Now THAT'S a winning ticket! Why keep beating around the George W.
Bush? Stand up, be a man, and instead of dribs and drabs, go for it!
Just think of how much gravitas Putin will bring to the ticket! I mean
here's a guy who knows foreign relations and he has torture down to a
science, so I think Obama/Putin '08 IS the Dream Ticket.
Let's
face it friends, the only thing the Messiah is lacking is gravitas -
well that and a genuine platform, but let's not quibble with facts.
Democrats don't bother with facts, so why should I, right?
Putin
is the man. He and Obama are a match made in Heaven, Ooops, I forgot.
Putin is a Godless Commie and Obama is a radical Leftist, so no
religion in the public square - my apologies. Putin's tough; Obama's
not. He's short; Obama's not. He's white; Obama's not - well sort of
not. He's decisive; Obama's not. He's actually done something; Obama
hasn't.
And let's also consider that a running mate is made for
numerous reasons, and one of the more important factors in picking a VP
is for political reasons - can a running mate deliver votes to help the
ticket? And this is where Vladimir Putin really shines! Not only can he
deliver Russia, both the European part as well as the vast Asian
Steppe, but apparently Putin has been working overtime to get the VP
nod. He's already sent troops into Georgia to make sure Atlanta,
Savannah and Macon are all on board. Now that's a teammate, huh?
So
Lefties, come out in force for your winning team, the Obama/Putin '08
Vote for Change ticket! Maybe Putin's joining the ticket will give the
Messiah the balls to actually admit that Marx, Lenin, Trotsky, Stalin
and especially Vladimir Putin are his idols, and this present day
Messiah is modeling his Messiahdom after his Marxist hero predecessors,
who at least had the Goddamn guts to admit they were Marxists.
Perhaps Putin's joining the ticket will serve two most useful and
needed purposes - it will allow our inexperienced Messiah the needed
gravitas to carry the day and actually fool voters into believing he's
not just an empty suit, but as well it might make Obama grow a pair and
stand up and actually take a position he doesn't try to nuance and
prevaricate so he can "stay on message." I'm gonna be laughin' all the
way to the voting booth.